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Friday, May 19, 2006 >Music: Ke You Lun -- Zero
I snagged the newest episode of House today, and I got back my first draft for the academic essay. Essentially, the introduction was fine, only that it was too detailed, etc, etc. Damn it, academic essay writing is LOTS harder than I thought! I never thought that I'd be struggling in an English class, of all things, but it really was killing me.
The instructor said that our writings could be classified as journalistic essays rather than academic, to which I say -- Huh?
There's no dispute that our class's command of English is formidable, but what the course is looking for is STRUCTURE, which really, miffs me to no end. I'm a linguistics person with a flair for the dramatic in my writings -- mostly, and I'm THIS close to panicking.
Of course, it doesn't help that the parental unit had pumped in LOTS of cash into my course, and his expectations are high. Well, mine are as well. Surprisingly, I'm doing pretty well for Math so far, which is something I am proud to announce. Now, if only I could somehow secure at least a B in English, or an A....
I wonder what it's like being on a Dean's Honors List, for once. It'd be cool, won't it?
...
Anyway, yeah. On the social side, I made a few new friends. They're cool, funny people, and it's surprising how one's perception of a person changes when you actually TALK to that person. It's then that you find out that your pre-judgement of the person was grossly erroneous.
Having had the habit of assuming the worst in people, I must say that I am relatively surprised by how pleasant and non-fascist most of them are. We all come from widely different institutes prior to this, and it's extremely interesting listening to their stories, their points of view, and all.
So here's a heads-up to the new buddies I made this past couple of weeks, not in order of merit or anything: Amira, Aditi, Perlin, Scott, Nelly, Victoria, Giri, Ach (Till now, I'm not quite sure if that's how one spells it, but STILL) Stephanie, Priyanka, Sunneline, Julian, Leon, and a few others I've probably forgotten the names of....
But what the hell; I'll add more to the list as it comes. Kudos to you guys! # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
8:40 PM
Monday, May 15, 2006
> Jay Chou--Huo Yuan Jia
Even though the man is an idiot - and that is putting it generously - his songs are impressive, and I shall therefore bootleg his MP3s.
This is my second week of school, and things are pretty hectic. As they are, I don't think this semester would be an easy one to breeze through although I am exempt from a couple of subjects by virtue of my earlier course in Law & Management.
Also.
I would like to add that for my first homework in my writing course, I was tasked with writing a paragraph on who I am, and another on why I am here. Within ten minutes, I had churned out something like this:
Who Am I? The question, evidently, can be taken three ways; the Zen interpretation, the one thing individuals inflicted with amnesia constantly ask themselves, as well as the shallower and more mundane interpretation that normal people are faced with upon entering a brand new social environment. My answer for the first version of the question would be that I am not competent enough in the art of self-discovery to make any sort of claim as to who I really am. Confused? Angry? Maybe. Who knows? The second would be that I do not have amnesia, and my name is Jaslyn. Addressing the third question, I am Jaslyn, a nineteen-year-old female who does not quite know her place in life. I graduated from Temasek Polytechnic with a diploma in Law & Management with less than stellar grades, and I’m about as sane and socially adjusted as they come. But then again, sanity is relative, so I might not be the best person to consult on that particular statement.
Why Am I Here? This is the age-old question everyone asks of themselves at some point in their lives, whether in a drunken stupor or in an impromptu bid to have more intellectual depth than the average man. The Zen interpretation of this would be the fact that a dragonfly farted in China and a snowflake fell on an Eskimo igloo hundreds of years ago might have something to do with why I am currently here. The saner answer would be that I made a mistake of going into Law & Management three years ago when my interest really lay in Mass Communications. Blame it on the superficial, shallow assumption that any course with the word ‘Law’ in it automatically made a person superior than the human race in general. Said mistake culminated in having a barely passable GPA for all three years. Despite the miserable showing, the parental unit still had hope for me yet, and eagerly supported me when I stated that I wanted to pick up a degree in Communications. And voila, here I am.
I don't suppose my teacher would be too impressed, considering that this is an academic essay writing class, but ah well.
I wonder if I could ever make it to become a journalist. Or I should just devote my entire life to writing pointless columns in Life! newspaper. You know, the part above the comic strip that always seem to be annoyingly stupid half the time? I only ever liked the Fatherhood part the male journalists write, but as for the others.....
Urgh.
Bucky Katt provides more entertainment for me than all of them combined. # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
5:57 PM
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
> Music: Mi Hun Ji -- 183 Club
"There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function." -House
Met up with the sisters yesterday at 'Fish and Co', and I must say, I was pretty chuffed, although not as chuffed as Wormtail was. She was practically through the roof with delirious joy at seeing all of us again - something which, I suppose, I could understand. I haven't seen her in FOUR years. Moony as well, I think...
Come to think about it, I really, really, really missed them, as well as the whacked out times we had together. We spent over an hour or two just chatting, and it hit me then; we had really changed. We were no longer the four pre 'O Level' students gossiping about teachers and cracking lameass jokes (That would be Lily) at the drop of a hat.
Although the cracking of lameass jokes were a given last night, considering that cows never change their....well, cow pigmentations (Again, Lily) it brought back a tinge of nostalgia, when we were young and really, really stupid.
Photos were taken - although the posing in the back of the van might've triggered some motorists that there was a possible orgy in the back - plans were made, and POOL WAS PLAYED.
Yes, after a couple of years, we finally managed to play three games of pool, of which two were won by Lily and Wormtail. Moony and I were saddled with the damn striped balls - which are the bane of my existence - and got our asses whooped.
Meh.
And once again, I was reminded of how much I loved them. Prongs was in her usual nutty form that night, and after a pose resembling Paris Hilton - the realization of which horrified all of us for a few seconds - continue to crack us up by pretending to eat Lily.
Prong's in SRT, Moony's working, Wormtail's waiting for her NUS acceptance, and Lily's still in poly. Kinda weird though; we're all taking big steps forward into our own futures, so much so that we barely have time to meet up anymore. It makes me wonder for the millionth time, where would we be in five years?
Are we still gonna have the chance to veg in fish restaurants, make lame jokes and laugh our asses off, and talk to enthusiastic waiters about the availability of dessert dishes in five years?
Or get our asses whupped in some dark pool place and laugh at how tai-tai Moony still is?
I love you guys, I really do.
Cheers, loves.
PS. And YES, I listen to Mandarin songs. Anyone who has a problem can just LUMP IT. # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
4:18 PM
Sunday, April 16, 2006
> Music: Nanquan Mama - Mu Dan Jiang
...Huh.
I realize I have not updated in a million years, so here I am, people. I've been accepted into SIM for a Bachelor of Arts in Communications. Ergo, a degree course that hopefully, will prove that I am not completely inept in the way of education.
Only... the more horrifying news is to come next. THERE IS MATH INVOLVED.
YES. The Study of Algebra & Trigonometry. WTF?! Seriously, it's an 'A-Math' kind of thing, with logarithms and etc, etc. I HAVE A C6 FOR MY E-MATH, what the fuck makes you think I can ace this course?!!!
The parental unit expects nothing less, considering the amount of money he's got to fork out, and I am so feeling the pressure, even though school doesn't start till May 8...
Incidentally, Joey!! I will be schooling in Clementi somewhere, which I think it's near NUS. Could I go over sometime? I don't know if I'll have time for a freaking social life, considering Algebra & Trig is SO GOING TO KILL ME.
Right. On to more positive things. SnA's going pretty well for me - for those who do not understand, don't bother. Shigeru's coming out very, very well indeed, mehehehe...
Yan's doing okay as well, considering she's currently working at her SIP place. We went out on Friday night when I had to get out of the house thanks to issues with the parental units, and we buggered down to Changi Village for dinner/supper before accompanying Kelvin and Tee Hong to Tua Peh Kong temple - apparently it's a habit to offer joss-sticks there, though I treated it as a sight-seeing trip.
I wish I'd taken photos, 'cause it was pretty cool. There were those typical run-off-the-mill losers who were hanging around there - specifically, a random chunk of rock - waiting for a chance to get numbers. Gah, you know, typical Singaporean 4D habit.
We went to Mayer Road - Walton Street - after that, and saw one of the biggest houses in my entire fucking life. Big, absolutely BEAUTIFUL, and droolworthy....Man, I wish I could marry one of the residents so I could live there.......
Got home at 1 a.m.; Kelvin gave me a lift home, which was pretty decent of them, 'cause I know how out of the way my house was.
Kat's kitten Neko-chan's fine, though she's still suffering from feline leukemia.
We hit K-Box on Wednesday, which was Ladies' night and it proved to be a great time for all, considering it's the first time in a month or so that we're all together. Much love for Michelle, Huilin, Yan, and Shixian! Minghao as well, although he couldn't make it.
The usual songs abound, and I had the chance to expand my music database - or so my pals fondly called it. Man, I wish we could do that more often. Hit K-box and get together, I mean.
Muse updates: Marisa's still bored and waiting for lab results for Gimel's tests, Vincent's off visiting... Mushin's too busy investigating matters to be upset that her fiance is probably just that little bit gay... (The lollipop, Kat! :3 )
Shigeru's just...you know, being his smugass bastard self, and Rei is - once again - off with Sei.
People who don't understand the above few lines, don't bother.
Until next time, all. # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
5:27 PM
Thursday, February 23, 2006
> Music: Bleed For Me--Saliva Mood: Hmm
Well, that's it. The last day of school. It hadn't gone like I'd thought, though, but then again, I hadn't thought about this day very much. It was only after the IP exam that I realized that it was, essentially, my last day in school, and now I've graduated from 'Student' to 'Unemployed'.
Urgh.
My wifey Kat's kitten, Neko-chan, has feline leukemia and ringworms, and she was pretty upset when I was chatting with her on AIM today. Sorry I couldn't stay long, dear, I was in the midst of a panicking Mark Ho and an entire flurry of statutes flying around.
And I'm working on The Closing Effect! ^______^
Some guy from Home Affairs died yesterday afternoon. Rajaratnam, I think. ...I mistook it for Jayaretnam and felt sad for 5 seconds before more important, pressing matters took up precedence in my barely-functioning brain.
Like my IP exam, for one, and when the hell America's Next Top Model was going to start. Yeah, he died in the afternoon and they spent an hour showing some sort of tribute to him. Which makes me wonder, how long did they spend doing that? It must've been quite a rush.
Michelle's boyfriend and our buddy Richard said that they probably kept videos of all the political leaders and waited for them to die so they can play it. In Lee Kuan Yew's case, they probably updated it every year, or something, great man that he is.
I'm getting the plane tickets to Australia today, and quite frankly, I don't know where the hell I'm going. Only that it's Australia. .....Melbourne?
Hmm. Does anyone want me to get anything from there? # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
2:58 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
... > Mood: Mildly homicidal Music: Blue and Yellow -- The Used
....
Urgh.
I was harmlessly looking through my test paper today, right? Just like an obedient third year student looking through TWP (Trusts, Wills, and Probate) questions. And suddenly this entire chunk of shit comes up and bites me in the ass.
Estate duty.
And a whole lot of messed up crap in that question that is designed to KILL US ALL. No, I am not joking. It's one question with thousands of mini subquestions that spawn that demon subquestions and try to drag you down to hell.
I will not even repeat the questions for fear of exploding my poor, overtaxed brain, but the paper....it was like fucking running a marathon with tiny evil...things running along behind you and reproducing while they were at it.
I am now firmly convinced that the TWP teachers are trying to kill us. Yan's first words to me when we finally got out of the hell hole was "IT'S FUCKED UP."
I know. Really. Huilin was almost in tears at the end of the paper, and Xuan couldn't finish it and I could go on and on but the casualty list is very, very long. All I can say is, I'll see you at the supplementary paper for TWP, babes.
We can never be TWP lawyers. Yan begged to differ, though. We can, we just can't do tests.
.....Yeah. That's probably it.
I am supposed to be studying for Intellectual Property - the paper's at 9:30 am tomorrow, an ungodly hour if you asked me, and I'm here with the active procrastinating. Oh well. I haven't updated in awhile, anyway.
Michelle's planning a KL/Sunway Lagoon trip after the exams, probably in late March. I begged her not to put it on the 18th, as I'll be in Australia at my godmother's. She just bought a house there and promptly booted her family over to live there on account of their hating Lee Kuan Yew and stuff.
I think Lee Kuan Yew is a great man. You might think I'm brainwashed by PAP propaganda, but hellooo. Look around you. If he wasn't leading us, we'd be like, China now, or something. Which would be very bad.
I am refraining from putting up an entire essay on why it's pointless to hate the government, but it would take hours and my wrist would fall off. So, another day, people.
I had a discussion with Joey on the government about the PAP on the first day of Chinese New Year, and she seemed pretty surprised (disappointed?) that I was supporting them. One of the reasons why I love Joey; she doesn't get all emotional and offended when other people's opinions differ from hers, unlike some people I can name.
And there's a reason why she's doing Political Science, after all. Lots of love, Joey. You should come by my house again so we can watch 'Family Guy'. ^_____^
Anyway, I realize that I have just totally gone off track.
....
Right. Australia. I should get the wireless on my laptop fixed, though, so I can go there and use the wireless to my heart's content without having to fight with anyone for it. Hah! The Second Offspring told me that it would be extremely boring there, but heck. He got to go there while I was on my SIP.
And they probably got so bored there that they brought back twenty million fish, or something. Products of daily fishing. I swear, it's been three months, and I can still see some lurking in the back of my fridge.
Urgh. Not a good thought. I don't like fish.
Well, the ones they fished from Australia, anyway.
Call me fussy, but I like my fish de-boned and properly scaled, thank you very much.
I should really go and study for my IP now.
And try not to go all emo at the fact that YES, my mother is cooking crap dinner and I would probably fail my TWP and not graduate this year.
'Sup, world. # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
6:29 PM
Monday, February 06, 2006
> Reasons Why We're Probably Too Old For Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
We watched this particular movie during our visit to Michelle's house, and we found that - instead of enjoying a show that was tailor-made for kids - we mulled over the exchange rate. (Pound vs Sing Dollar and how much it probably cost for a chocolate bar over there), as well as thought about mosquitoes with HIV blood, when that particularly giganticus wanted to mack on Johnny Depp's cute ass and got a smackdown instead.
We also thought about how cute Johnny Depp was, and how long it took for those squirrels to be trained, as well as various other things we've already forgotten. Weird, how we can analyze every little bit of the set and the characters and totally bypassing the magic of the film.
Although, I supposed, the movie's Willy Wonka was just creepy. Roald Dahl's creation was very much friskier and came with much less annoying angsty plot points that does nothing for the movie whatsoever.
But Johnny Depp was cute, so I'm prepared to let the movie go. We had steamboat dinner at Yan's place, followed by 'Pirates Of The Carribean'. Surround-sound system, hunky guys on screen....it doesn't get better than that, baby.
Yan's boyfriend Kelvin had to go back to camp at around 9, so he left when we were watching the movie. Though Yan never said anything after that, it was obvious that she was pretty sad, especially when Kelvin keeps getting screwed by sadistic, hopelessly pea-brained commanders who think 'Fall In Nightsnack' is cool.
Utter stupidity, I must say. It's like having a four year-old dictate your every movement. An annoyingly vindictive, petty four year old with nothing better to occupy itself with. Yes, this is not a typo. I did indeed say 'itself', because I personally feel that all four-year olds in general do not belong to the race of homo sapiens, as they are a weird lot with the propensity to pee and poop all over the place at the wrongest possible times.
I am not a kid person, but surprisingly, the kids seem to like me, for reasons I would rather not explore. Perhaps I'm the most sane out of the entire lot of dearly demented relatives that I spend most of my life trying to repress, or maybe I look like I'm good at card games, which would be a total lie.
I suck at card games, and practically any other boardgame in the world. Seriously. Perhaps it's mostly because I'm not interested. If I wanted to see people play cards, I'd go and watch that Li Nanxing guy or Zoe Tay play with rigged CG enhanced cards and dice and random gambling equipment.
Those are more visually appealing, and goes not involve me expending any kind of energy.
Got jumped by Milo - my cousin's overenthusiastic, snappy Jack Russell - TWICE. Thank God the dog didn't decide to bite me, like that chunk he almost took out of my oldest aunt half an hour prior to that.
Serious. I was sitting next to my aunt while she ate a little of everything during the third day of CNY, and the dog suddenly went rabid and bit her. Hard. There was a bit of blood and it hurt like all hell, but I wouldn't know, would I? Anyway, the short and short of it is that Milo got smacked, I felt sad for the dog, and my aunt was fine.
Maybe the dog felt my sadness, which was why she proceeded to jump me twice to lick my face. Or maybe she just liked my top, the green one I bought from Shibuya.
But....nah. Dogs are generally colorblind, aren't they?
Unlike the rest of my relatives, I prefer Milo to the other carpet-dog my other uncle's got, the Shitzu who spends it's time doing it's best impression of a bloody carpet. That dog was just BORING.
Maybe it's because I'm just weird, because when I told the relatives that I liked Milo, they simply gave me the expression that suggested that I had just had an affair with Hitler. Or something.
Eww to that. The Hitler thing, I meant.
Anyway, I realize that I have been rambling, so I shall cease and desist and work on my Mini Mystery.
Bye, all. # As pontificated by Jaslyn at
7:46 PM
~ Me ~
A 19 year old misanthrope searching for spineless minions to do her bidding
~ Loves ~
Anything with tuna, rainy/cloudy days, Evanescence, K-Rock Eve, star motifs, poetry, black, red, white, sleeping, music in general, Lifehouse, House M.D., CSI, Hotaru/Keikoku, Akira, Shinrei, cats, writing, Caramel frappuccinos with chocolate bits from Starbucks, Snowy the toy seal, laptop
~ Hates ~
Parsley, ginger
~ Wishes ~
Nothing very much in particular.
Defnitely not world peace, though. That's bullshit.p>
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